Pip's dalliance with the famous James Davies and her quest for Ginger-porn

In Kinselas, one of the fine establishments on Oxford Street, Roller-pig meets the famous James Davies. The fact that he was comatose on a couch at the time was not a problem for Roller-pig, in fact I think she saw it as quite an advantage and she made her swoop on the unsuspecting victim. As we had not enough alcohol in our systems at this stage, James introduced us to another excellent drinking emporium on Oxford St known as the Courthouse. This was the venue for the dalliance to descend into a new level of drunkeness and provided the impetus for Roller-pig to ascend into an alcohol-fuelled rage. As the pictorial story-board verifies, this saga involved stealing his hat and trying to claim it as her own. James proved wise to her wiley ways and managed to retrieve his hat but not without experiencing the wrath of a drunken Roller-pig. All-in-all, I think you will agree, he took it rather well and apart from being called a psycho-bitch, Roller-pig emerged from the encounter unscathed.

Earlier in the evening a trip to Adult World was necessary as the Roller-pig's search for Ginger-porn continues. The shop-assistant was not too helpful as Roller-pig repeatedly asked random questions such as: "Could you direct me to the Ginger section?", "Have you got any ginger?" and "Do you think there's a market for Ginger-porn?". The ultimate outcome is we have decided to make our own ginger-porn starring Fire-crotch and some other random gingers yet to be decided - we are taking applications for candidates so feel free to submit a recent photo if you think you would be suitable.