Mingling with the famous James Davies and Bazz*Ltd

On an excursion to Bondi to see the famous James Davies perform live at the Beach Road Hotel we also got to see Amanda Baker and her band and we were lucky enough to spend some time sharing some fresh beverages and enjoying the jovial company of the famous Bazz*Ltd.

While the James Davies gig was most enjoyable and Amanda Baker and her band gave an absolutely splendiferous performance, the highlight of our evening was seeing Bazz*Ltd perform live for us at the Bondi Hotel. Here is a link of the Bazz*Ltd video which features a dancing roller-pig in the background.

Missing you already tenderbutton

It is with a steady stream of tears trickling down my cheeks that I relay the sad announcement of the impending demise of tenderbutton. This spectacular website, of the most extreme nerdiness, kept us in the office entertained on many an uneventful avo (as is the vernacular 'round these parts) and also provided plenty of fodder for our lunchtime conversations.

I know there will be many people mourning the loss of this cheerful fellow blogger who was an expert in the area of blogging and making the most boring crap seem funny. I remember with much fondness the day when we first stumbled across tenderbutton's site - it was the earwax post if I remember correctly and from that day on we were hooked - getting our regular fixes in between trips to the lab etc.

Oh and yes that is a photo of some earwax that he pulled out of his ear and analysed in the chemistry lab.

Surprise Mum, I’m getting married!

This post is brought to you by special request from Erin-the-drug-dealer (I was hoping to spare people's feelings and ease you all gently into the realisation that I am now officially off the market)


Anyway, back to the business at hand .... How could I have forgotten to mention my most important news of all – I am now betrothed to a young gentleman and it only cost me 10c. This delightful young fellow was willing to accept the measley sum of 5c but I was having none of that and insisted on paying him double – a veritable bargain I am sure you will agree!

My apologies to those out there who are upset at the sad nature of this post (avert your eyes if necessary)- I know the hopes of many young men are dashed at this announcement. Also, apologies for the poor quality of the photos - drunkeness and photography are not compatible.

Pip's dalliance with the famous James Davies and her quest for Ginger-porn

In Kinselas, one of the fine establishments on Oxford Street, Roller-pig meets the famous James Davies. The fact that he was comatose on a couch at the time was not a problem for Roller-pig, in fact I think she saw it as quite an advantage and she made her swoop on the unsuspecting victim. As we had not enough alcohol in our systems at this stage, James introduced us to another excellent drinking emporium on Oxford St known as the Courthouse. This was the venue for the dalliance to descend into a new level of drunkeness and provided the impetus for Roller-pig to ascend into an alcohol-fuelled rage. As the pictorial story-board verifies, this saga involved stealing his hat and trying to claim it as her own. James proved wise to her wiley ways and managed to retrieve his hat but not without experiencing the wrath of a drunken Roller-pig. All-in-all, I think you will agree, he took it rather well and apart from being called a psycho-bitch, Roller-pig emerged from the encounter unscathed.

Earlier in the evening a trip to Adult World was necessary as the Roller-pig's search for Ginger-porn continues. The shop-assistant was not too helpful as Roller-pig repeatedly asked random questions such as: "Could you direct me to the Ginger section?", "Have you got any ginger?" and "Do you think there's a market for Ginger-porn?". The ultimate outcome is we have decided to make our own ginger-porn starring Fire-crotch and some other random gingers yet to be decided - we are taking applications for candidates so feel free to submit a recent photo if you think you would be suitable.

*****Erin's hen's nite******

Warning!!!

this site contains arse, nudity and anal penetration!!!

(only kiddin' about the last bit)

also introducing Ellen the Cock-savage

Erin and Steve have decided to take the plunge into a life of marital bliss - Erin decided she just can't wait any longer for her cherry to be popped.

Saturday was the appointed nite to celebrate the impending end of Erin the sad and lonely virgin. This involved lubrications of many kinds to liven us up - including Quick Fucks, Slippery Nipples, around 500 penii (90% of these were hogged by the cock-savage - see below) and a couple of truck-loads of KY-jelly.

Erin, being the sexy diva that she is, table-danced the night away into the wee hours of the morning and gave us all a special treat as she was wearing her new crotchless knickers! - sweet beaver!!

Ellen, the ultra-smart lady now known as cock-savage, was not content with only one penis but rather insisted on having one of each variety - a caucasian and a black one. This kept her occupied for a while (about 2 minutes) until she got bored and decided to hog almost every penis in the establishment - trying to shove as many into her mouth as she could demonstrating to us all her very accomplished deep-throating skills - we were all in awe of her amazing talent. Sam, you are one lucky man.

Then came the strippers - yes there were 2 but unfortunately only one can be featured here for copy-right reasons. The photos above tell the story themselves and I will let you ponder them for as long as you wish as I am now forced to retire for the evening.
(P.S. Muffster - remember what we discussed - always wipe front to back)

Next posting will detail Roller-pig and her quest for ginger-porn and the saga of her daliance with the famous James Davies

Gomez Rock

Wednesday night was an outing to see Gomez live at the Forum in the Sydney Entertainment Centre. Bray, Hayley (aka Fire-crotch), Pip (aka Roller-pig) and I went to a local drinking emporium for some fresh pre-gig imbibements.

Gomez kept us entertained for the evening and despite the stormy weather outside we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves- check out the video clips below for some pathetically amateur footage - you would be forgiven for thinking that I was suffering from severe DTs or possibly even Parkinson's Disease but I assure you this is not the case.





And here are some random photos from the gig just thrown in for your perusal.



My next post will contain some interesting photos from the gleeful antics of Erin's hen night and as an added bonus I introduce Ellen-the-Cock-Savage. There will also be a special feature of Roller-pig's quest for ginger-porn and I promise to include some photos of myself as had been kindly requested :-)